Faiz of the PHZ

hashiriyaa:

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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NO HAHAHA

(via heyfunniest)

police: OPEN THE DOOR NOW

me: um not if you keep yelling

blvck-klass:

so my 8 year old brother posted a video of him singing pharrell ‘happy’ on instagram

he got 3 likes and he commented “the support on this is mad.. thank you”

thefaultinoursuperwholocks:

irene has finally lost it.  part seven of my dash coincidence series!  

thefaultinoursuperwholocks:

irene has finally lost it.  part seven of my dash coincidence series!  

aveofdreams:

When your crush text you cute things like “who is this” and “where the hell did you get my number from”

rocketmichelle:

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody :)
"Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead Mama, life had just begun But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooooohDidn’t mean to make you cry If I’m not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters”

rocketmichelle:

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody :)

"Mama, just killed a man 
Put a gun against his head 
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead 
Mama, life had just begun 
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away 
Mama, oooooh
Didn’t mean to make you cry 
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow 
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters”